guilty attempts.

hello people.

the overload of posts (two in one day is just....not me) is due to puan azura reminding us that she was watching us. ooh, scary.

okay fine. my day went something like this :

I walked into school with my eyes closed as usual.

Me and athira learnt how to wash our hands the proper way. fun. =)

Me, jac and alvin had an unconventional conversation via an unconventional medium.

there's no beating childhood friends. :)

After school, the 'party' started.

me, fa and athira went to decanter. jude and ron were supposed to go, but didn't. I ordered calzone, as usual, and farah stole a quarter of it. athira ordered, of all things, cantonese noodles. and farah ordered her superduperyummy cheeseburger. I stole her chips. :)

it was goooood. it was good food, awesome company and a LOT of heat.

then it was accounts. I'm not sure I know whats going on. I've been lost since...january. :) then i went back to farah's house and watched biggest loser. my favourite show.

then I had a very cultural conversation with ronald, which is posted below. I think that me, and maybe ron, should never attempt to speak malay again. I thought I learnt more after listening to farah and jude, the malayest malays ever, talk malay. jude's malay on the inside I think. on the bright side, I never knew I was so pro at mandarin.

and now I have nothing to do. I mean, there's homework. but I'm SO LAZY.

I have nothing else to say. bye people. :)

two chinese people getting lost.

this is two extremely chinese people trying to be malay. and failing.

shifen.93:

ey ron. are you coming tmr.

saya tidak mau datang esok.

Ronald Lim:

huh? kenapa?

why so random?

saya setiap hari pun tak mau la

shifen.93:

hahaha, but tmr is like... especially tak mau come punya.

Ronald Lim:

wah betul ah?

...-.- kenapa la

shifen.93:

yea la tu.

malas la. tiap tiap hari datang je, dengar suara *** ****

bosan dowh.

Ronald Lim:

rupanya begitu

tak yah dtg la esok

tapi esok makan free tau

shifen.93:

tau. tu la. nak datang tuk free food je. pi, malas betul la.

Ronald Lim:

di rumah lu buat apa esok?

shifen.93

tidur je la. hbis tu? buat apa la?

Ronald Lim

oh pandainya

best la tu

k la saya pun tak dtg

shifen.93:

eh jgn kata je. btul tak nak dtg?

Ronald Lim:

haha skrg lu buat saya mcm dah sangat malas la

tapi tak tau la

saya orang cina. sangat cheap. mau free food

shifen.93:

eh. terlupa saya orang cina juga. free food tu sgt best la.

Ronald Lim

betul kan

tapi ibu bapa kamu beri tak datang kah?

ei kenapa kita cakap dalam bm ?

shifen.93:

mrk kasih. pura pura namanya sick la.

this is where we tried to go back to our roots.

yin wei wo men mei you dong xi zhuo. (because we are jobless)

yi jing tai bored de. (we're too bored)

Ronald Lim:

jiang de hao (right on)

shifen.93:

eh wo men mi lu le. wo men ying gai shuo bm de. wei shen me wo men xian zai jiang hua yu?

(eh we're so lost. we should be speaking in bm. why are we speaking in mandarin?)

Ronald Lim:

yin wei wo men hua ren la (because we are chinese)

yin wei hua yu hen sexy (because mandarin is sexy)

shifen.93:

dui. jiang de hao. wo men shi zhong guo ren. (true. right on. we are people from china.)

dui de. jiang de tai hao le. (awesomely said)

dan shi wo de hua yu hen cha de. (but my mandarin sucks so much)

Ronald Lim:

bu yong jing (don't worry)

you wo zhai (with me here)

wo men hui zhuo de hao (we'll do awesome)

wahahahkakkakaka (ron's gay laugh which needs no translation)

.....

shifen.93:

....

tai duo le. ni de "wahahahkakkakaka" tai over de. ni yi jing tai lala le.

(too much. your "wahahahkakkakaka" was just over. you just went all lala.)

Ronald Lim:

okay wo want to tolong my mak zhuo blueberry keju tart now (imma go help mummy make blueberry cheese tarts now)

ttyl =)

shifen.93:

screwed up. hahaha.

Ronald Lim:

=)

shifen.93:

ta ta. that was fun.

Ronald Lim:

haha nice to entertain you

note to pn. azura : I'm sorry this whole post was in two whole other languages. appreciate the diversity. :)

chasing pavements.

I am so bored.

HI farah.
I just read your sentence abt strawberries and cream and I think I cried. also, I need to go out. and shop. and watch a movie.

HI athira.
I hope your toe gets better. don't break anything else before I see you next. :)

HI jude.
where are you?

HI jac.
I mizz u.

this is pretty pointless. I'm feeling so bored that pointless actually sounds kind of fun. someone save me.

Get Out Of This Town

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

Imaginary - Evanescence

2) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace (hmmmmm)

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Wise Men - James Blunt (HAHA)

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Let it Roll - Secondhand Serenade

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Fat Lip - Sum 41

6)WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

Simple Living - Gym Class Heroes

7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Taxi Driver - Gym Class Heroes (HAHAHAHAHA)

8) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Shut Up and Smile - Bowling For Soup (hmm.)

9) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Cry - James Blunt

10)WHAT IS 2 + 2?

Fences - Paramore

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

So Peter, You've Become A Pirate - The Scene Aesthetic (WTH?)

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Mercy - OneRepublic (depressing)

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Wreck of Day - Anna Nalick

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Let You Down - Three Days Grace

15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Ass Shaker - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Yule Shoot Your Eye Out - Fall Out Boy

17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??

Check Yes Juliet - We The Kings

18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??

Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Leona Lewis

19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Ode To Divorce - Regina Spektor

20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

Thick As Thieves - Dashboard Confessional

21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I Wanna Love You - The Maine

22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Get Out Of This Town - Carrie Underwood

Most of this actually fits. randomly, but sort of cool. awesome. :)

xiongjiansooalvin

alvin soo jian xiong. I have known him since we were in diapers, and I bullied him even then. We go WAYYYYY back. but I have made a resolution to help alvin change his life. :) I think he needs to stand up for himself. I have made it my life mission to teach him. :) hi alvin.

alvin is a nice person. he is one of the nicest people I know. BUT. he's too nice sometimes.

okay alvin; lesson 1.

SAY NO. don't let me push you around. I'm half your size, you big ninny. plus, I think my arm is like, half your arm's size. I've been giving you little lessons this whole week, and I'm sorry to say you got a C - . B for effort though. so in other words, buck up. :)

I'm sleepy, so lesson 2 will be live. typing is very tiring. :)

the update no one cares about.

A. Athira
1) Do you love this person?: YESYESYES. :)
2) Is this person your enemy?: NONONO. NO.
3) Would you kiss this person?: I guess. on the cheek.

B. Bob
1) What do you really think of this person?: awesomest person ever. if he exists.
2) What’s their favourite colour?: purple. coz I like purple.
3) Ever danced with them?: I wish.

C. Chin San
1) Do you have a crush on this person?: YES. :) haha no.
2) Have you ever had a crush on them?: uhhhhhh. no. :D
3) How old are they?: soon-to-be sixteen.

D. (Audrey) Desiree :)
1) How long have you known him/her?: since form 1.
2) Biggest regret?: NO. :)
3) Do you hate this person?: NOOOOO. :)

E. Edward (See)
1) Have you met their parents?: eh. mom.
2) Worst thing about this person?: demands rewards too much. :P
3) Best thing about this person?: same taste in music as me. :)

F. Farah
1) Have you ever dated this person?: totally. our date day is every thursday. :)
2) When is the next time you will see him/her?: tomorrow! sports day!
3) Do you go to school with them?: YES. :)

G. (Goh) Chin Loong
1) Are they a good listener?: erm. I guess.
2) Have you ever lied to this person?: HM. I can't remember. don't think so.
3) Is this person good looking: totally. lol.

H. Hannan
1) What grade are they in?: Form 5.
2) Is he/she your best friend? : no, but we're cool yo. :)
3) Ever done something illegal with this person?: yes. he illegally downloads heroes for me. :D

I. Ivy
1) What is this person’s favourite food?: brinjal. weirdo!
2) How did you meet this person?: friend's sister.
3) Do you trust them?: eh. I don't know. I guess? :)

J. Judah
1) Do they have any siblings?: three brothers. three ohsohot brothers. :P and debbie. :)
2) Do you know their favourite song?: mary had a little lamb?
3) What would you do if they confessed they liked you?: I'M SORRY ALLY!! haha. nt bloody likely to happen.

K. Kaylyn
1) How old were you when you first met? : 8! std 2 aer babeh! :)
2) How did you meet?: me her and am banded together. new kids!
3) Ever danced with this person?: errrrr. have we lyn?

L. Loo Ah Lyn
1) What would you do if you had never met this person?: I think I'd be a very different person now.
2) Why do you like him/her?: because she's jacjac. shes my best friend. :)
3) Would you go to Disney World with this person?: who else if not her? :)

M. Melinda
1) Is this person older than you?: nope. younger.
2) Is this person single?: dunno.
3) How many times do you talk to them in a week?: whenever I want to tease her.

N. Nicole
1) Is this person your boyfriend/girlfriend?: interesting idea.
2) Have you seen this person cry?: Yeah. can't remember when though.
3) Do you know this person’s middle name?: errr. ERRR.

O. Ong Wen Lin
1) Are you related?: hahahahahahaha. no.
2) Could you live with this person?:she'd be daily entertainment.
3) What school do they go to?: PLC

P. Peters Pravin Jude
1) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?: YES. good times. :)
2) How about a sleepover with them?: how about it jude? hahahaha.
3) Does this person have a job?: yeah. being awesome. :)

Q. Qayyum
1) Does this person drink alcohol?: dunno.
2) Have you seen this person dance?: yeah. he' so awesome.
3) Who do they ” like “?: according to WSS gossip, n**.

R. Ronniepoo
1) Have you heard this person sing?: yeees.all the time.
2) Do you think this person will repost this?: I don't think he reads my blog.
3) When does this person look best?: when he was in his wicked costume; a big ol' green head. :) haha.

S. Si Mynn
1) Is this person taller than you?: HAHAHA. she wishes.
2) Do you enjoy spending time with him/her?: yes. she's retarded so its always funny. :)
3) Do they live close to you?: sierramas. hell no. other side of the world!

T. Tessa
1) Would you do anything for him/her?: hahaha. would I tess?
2) Have you been to his/her house?: yeaaah.
3) Where do they live?: donkey years away.

U. Ursie
1) When did you meet?: when we were three?
2) Do you know their favorite band/artist?: last time I checked, teletubbies. hahha.
3)When will you see them again?: uhhh. whenever I go back to aussie. I think.

V. no one comes to mind, so I'll jsut do rosella.
1) Do they have a crush on you?: sometimes, I think so. :P
2) Would you hug this person?: yeah man. shes huggable.
3) Is this person your friend?: YES.

W. Wan Ariff
1) Is this person loud or quiet?: in the middle.
2) Describe this person: awesome. :) he's got very interesting opinions.
3) What colour eyes does this person have?: bright orange. no la. brown?

X. dunno. I'll do ally.
1) Why are you friends with them?: because she's awesome.
2) Have you ever gone anywhere with them?: yeah. tap class? hahaha.
3) What is one thing you would change about them?: nothing. she's ally. I'd like her not to slouch. :)

Y. Yamalina
1) How old are they?: same age
2) How long have you know them?: 2 aer babeh. good times. :)
3) What was your first impression of him/her?: erm. I honestly have no idea.

Z. Zafirah
1) Does this person have MSN? : dunno.
2) Have you ever made out with this person?: HELL NO. OH GROSS.

3) When will you see this person next?: tmr. sports day!

boredom strikes.

Two names people call you?
fen, shif.

Two things you are wearing right now?
platinum :) tshirt and penguin pj bottoms.

Two things you want in a relationship?
for him to put me first, and to understand me.

Two of your favorite things to do?
sleep and read.

Two things you want very badly at the moment?
for someone to stop dong what he's doing, and to survive form 4.

Two pets you had/have?
fish and a.. fish?

Two people who will fill this out?
no idea. jobless people. like me. :)

Two things you did last night?
studied chem, and lost my slipper.

Two people that live in your house?
mummy and sister.

Two things you ate today?
grilled fish and vanilla ice cream.

Two people you talked to last ?
mummy and daddy.

Two things you're doing tomorrow?
frisbee practice, and making my hand fall off due to excessive writing.

Two favorite beverages?
coffee and fruit juice.

Two people who have changed your life?
onemight surprise you, and one definitely won't.

Two most recent movies you watched?
over her dead body and heroes marathon. :)

Two ex's that are still your friends?
erm. him and him. one is my music buddy :), and the other moved school. don't really talk to him.